Three-fingered hands: sure sign of atheism.

I'm sorry, I can't believe this is not some sort of epic troll.

WOW!! It's like he knows EXACTLY how I think!

In this analogy, God is the murderer.

And for the love of God creationists, STOP FLOODING ME WITH SO MUCH EVIDENCE!

Oh, I get it. The evidence for God is the string of bodies he leaves behind. God is really the only murderer which exists.

At least Christianity is getting more honest.

For the related videos. Or maybe for the youtube comments. Either way stars.

Seems it's not the devil who wears prada, but the other guy.

Well that's it, I'm convinced. Handing in my Atheist Membership Card and changing my name from Doofus T. Dumbnutz to something a little less ungodly like Intelligent R. Tallhandsome.

Considering how we don't have any witnesses to the murder, all we can safely assume is that the dead body just formed there through chemical reactions and possibly lightning.

THIS IS WHAT ATHEISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE (if you call their skepticism of religious explanations to phenomena a "belief")!!!!!!

I assume they cut this off before the detective solves the case by calling his pastor and asking him who the murderer is.

Stupid atheists and their disbelief of blood.

Wow, ok that was a life changing flash animation dudes. I will now officially convert to Islam. That was the point of this video right? To bring me to religion? Islam it is!

The thing I'm really thrown by is how awful that Flash animation was. The car driving down the middle of the street and then under the police line? It makes Beavis & Butthead look artful and nuanced.