Why would you need the blanket to cover it all? You've clearly got no one in the house with you, and have abandoned all social interaction.
This became a five because of the bathroom bit.
I am fond of the tailgaters wearing them in public and the trio jumping in the field and the jesus fucking christ this whole thing
|Jet Bin Fever |
We've reached that point in every dying empire where "lazy" stops being considered a bad word.
THEY ARE FOOTIE PAJAMAS. JUST CALL THEM WHAT THEY ARE.
They aren't footie pyjamas, though. That's why they include matching socks with your order.
Yeah I had to quit at the sight of the ass-hatch, I didn't realize the socks weren't attached to this stupid thing.
|Oscar Wildcat |
Combine with an adult diaper for a fantastic fashion statement.
Between this and the Snuggie commercials, no one knows how to use a goddamn blanket.
From thus spawns a knockoff brand -- Forever Alone.
Slip on your Forever Lazy and slip out of your dignity.
Also, you can apparently get cold food from the fridge with this on. What?
|Albuquerque Halsey |
I literally grabbed the edge of my monitor and yelled "NO! NOOOOO!" when the demonstrated the "hatch".
|American Standard |
Love the shots on the deck, sidewalk and football game sidelines. Like anyone who'd buy this thing ever leaves the house.
|Grandmaster Funk |
This commercial makes me angry.
These will be mandatory for my adult diapers and Olestra chips party.
Warning: DO NOT wear this to "party it up with friends." Please.
When you go outside, put on real fucking pants. My girlfriend does this shit and tries to leave the house wearing yoga pants. She is not going to the gym so i refuse to leave with her until she takes an adult pill and puts on real pants. She has no idea why i'm such a dick about it.
She said the word "lazy" one too many times.
This is probably the best possible counterpoint to all the OWS videos being posted here lately.
It's like a blanket you can wear! Like clothes only better!
WHY EVEN BOTHER TAKING IT OFF?
Idiocracy is real. Just slap some logos on there.
I'd say this had to be an Onion-style joke, but I just saw a bunch of adult-size footie pajamas at the store yesterday.
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