I didn't know you were a Ferengi.

What with the sacrificing little lambs and the blood and the Grim Reaper showing up I thought this was starting to sound kinda familiar, and yep, her made-up ritual sounds like a less-scary version of the Passover backstory, except God additionally brings a bunch of plagues and personally kills a few thousand children. [Exodus 12:3] Why, any religion that would annually celebrate such a ghoulish occurrence are an evil and black-hearted people indeed!

Gee, I wonder why she disabled the comments?

They are, as long as you avoid the Feral Spec. Dual Spec Balance/Resto ftw, bra.

Halloween is the amazing time of year when Christians go into full on child predator mode. They're the evil spirits the ancient incantations keep away.

Not meant as a reply! Dang, uh, can't go wrong with a druid/ranger multiclass.

That Sam Hayen guy sounds pretty rad.

Sam Hayen was pretty awesome, although I never really got into the stuff from his solo career.

But that's how the Satanists GET YOU. They make it sound all kiddy and cuddly, THEN HIT YOU WITH THE WHAMMY AND MAKE YOU TURN INTO EVIL SATANIST PEOPLES.

So, we need to convince kids to become Christian by inventing the Easter Bunny, and making a cartoon about Christian vegetables, and....oh wait...

These are exactly the same people that think you can lose focus for a moment and wind up with your dick in a dude's mouth. They have a funny idea of free will.

That's a bit unfair. Don't forget several modern day pagans who know virtually nothing about the Druids pretend they know everything there is to know about them. Like that group that worships at Stonehenge every solstice.

Well used to worship there. Last I heard they got banned from the site.

Actually, you're right. It was unfair of me to not point how retarded modern day pagans are who call themselves "Druids." However, in their defense, they're usually doing stupid crap just because they desperately want some sort of "alternative" religion, not because they want to take over society and turn it into a theocracy, so I generally give them more credit as opposed to goofball Christians.

I don't think that was college.