3!!!

I desperately want to know what these assholes think culture and random number distributions would look like _without_ Illuminati influence.

The sun appears frequently in cultural artifacts of a species which lives on a planet with a sun? Probably an insane conspiracy!

What's that guitar riff taken from?

OMG THE SUN IT IS TOTALLY A SIGN OF THE ONE WORLD GOVT

Yes, every single time i see the number 3, i have to bow to the illuminati gods. Even if i don't want to, my brain is already instructed to do so.

Every time I see a rake or a drawing of a tick I flip out and hurt people! GOD WAKE UP PEOPLE.

BACKWARDS FLAG!!!

HITLER'S FAVORITE AUTHOR!!

I thought he was going somewhere with Butthead's signature pose with the devil horns but then he cuts to some random frame of a background character whose fingers are slightly bent.

Really disappointed he didn't try to link Cornholio to the Bohemian Grove.

RAKE PYRAMIDS!!!

The Illuminati are known for having the best comedy writers.

I honestly didn't know what to expect, but somehow this is about 800X worse than anything I could have imagined...