Hasn't tormenting children been the basis of everything Jimmy Kimmel has ever done?

Spoiled little shits. Back in my day, we didn't get no candy on Halloween, we got stacks of firewood and hand-carved talismans to ward off the vengeful spirits of our ancestors. And we appreciated it!

Horrible parents, wonderful videos!

blue kid in the preloader is my fave, followed by jersey shore kids @ the end

I'm a terrible person for laughing so riotously at this.

The kids at the end were completely amazing.