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Desc:Ted Allen shows how to make the most obnoxious, contrived meals for your dickhead foodie friends.
Category:Humor, Classic TV Clips
Tags:The Onion, ONN, today now, ted allen
Submitted:GQ
Date:11/09/11
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Comment count is 19
garcet71283
Loses a star for not cutting off after "Yes, it really is"
IrishWhiskey
Agreed. The Onion News works better when it's basically what regular news would be with a truth ray turned on.

cognitivedissonance
Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth.

Mother_Puncher
Its hard to find a career choice more pointless than making pretentious foodie bullshit. Modeling, investment banker, fashion designer, coast guard, making as seen on tv products and being a socialite are all horribly pointless jobs on the same level.
Cena_mark
The word "foodie" alone pisses off some Coast Guard cooks I know.

Corpus Delectable
I'm the same way with the word "libertarian."

THA SUGAH RAIN
Im not sure you have a fucking clue what an investment banker does.

Mother_Puncher
Im not sure you are sure Im joking. I was serious about the obvious ones. No offense to the coast guard, mark.

Chalkdust
five stars for it actually being Ted Allen doing this
Rodents of Unusual Size
I love Ted Allen.

But I love him more now.

Wonko the Sane
+1 star for the poor stage manager
Hank Friendly
five stars for hate

yes, minus one for the last five seconds
Hooker
I've mentioned this before, but I love to talk about it. My favourite show on the Food Network is called Cupcake Wars. It is the standard formula, except the only thing made are cupcakes. There is a panel of three assholes who all sit and watch and occasionally judge the contestant's cupcake technique, and then, when the cupcakes are served to them, they EAT THEM WITH A KNIFE AND FORK AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM.

A friend of mine told me recently that he saw an episode where a woman made a cupcake in an orange peel or something, and one of the judges complained that, because of the orange peel wrapper, you are forced to eat the cupcake with a fork.

I hate that show with a passion and cannot turn away when it's on.
Rosebeekee
I saw an episode where the cupcakes had to be aquarium themed and in the first round they had to make cupcakes with sea salt and seaweed in them. The judges then chewed out some baker because their cupcakes tasted like fish.

Cena_mark
The gourmet cupcake fad seemed to optimize pretentious foodie bullshit.

Rudy
Counterpoint: You are watching a television show where people make cupcakes for an hour.

duck&cover
The bright, chipper delivery of the lines by the hosts is really what makes this funny to me.

"Oh, that sounds ANNOYING!"
Caminante Nocturno
Cooking for your friends on bo-news.
Scurrie
ha ha gaywad
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