Loses a star for not cutting off after "Yes, it really is"
Its hard to find a career choice more pointless than making pretentious foodie bullshit. Modeling, investment banker, fashion designer, coast guard, making as seen on tv products and being a socialite are all horribly pointless jobs on the same level.
The word "foodie" alone pisses off some Coast Guard cooks I know.
THA SUGAH RAIN
Im not sure you have a fucking clue what an investment banker does.
Im not sure you are sure Im joking. I was serious about the obvious ones. No offense to the coast guard, mark.
five stars for it actually being Ted Allen doing this
|Wonko the Sane |
+1 star for the poor stage manager
|Hank Friendly |
five stars for hate
yes, minus one for the last five seconds
I've mentioned this before, but I love to talk about it. My favourite show on the Food Network is called Cupcake Wars. It is the standard formula, except the only thing made are cupcakes. There is a panel of three assholes who all sit and watch and occasionally judge the contestant's cupcake technique, and then, when the cupcakes are served to them, they EAT THEM WITH A KNIFE AND FORK AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM.
A friend of mine told me recently that he saw an episode where a woman made a cupcake in an orange peel or something, and one of the judges complained that, because of the orange peel wrapper, you are forced to eat the cupcake with a fork.
I hate that show with a passion and cannot turn away when it's on.
I saw an episode where the cupcakes had to be aquarium themed and in the first round they had to make cupcakes with sea salt and seaweed in them. The judges then chewed out some baker because their cupcakes tasted like fish.
The gourmet cupcake fad seemed to optimize pretentious foodie bullshit.
The bright, chipper delivery of the lines by the hosts is really what makes this funny to me.
"Oh, that sounds ANNOYING!"
|Caminante Nocturno |
Cooking for your friends on bo-news.
ha ha gaywad
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