Xenocide In the 80's, Disney had a thing for dressing Mickey up in hip Miami Vice outfits on posters and merchandise. Minnie had a Material Girl look going on while Goofy dressed like Maverick from Top Gun.
Not coincidentally, the 80's were probably the least successful decade in Disney's history.
MORAL: Some companies should not try to be cool.
Caminante Nocturno God damn it, Kirby! We were just supposed to rough these guys up! You didn't have to kill that guy!
Jet Bin Fever I could never afford this game or a cool yellow or red gameboy to play it in, so this commercial just reminds me of being poor. :(
Aubrey McFate Man, you couldn't avoid a game boy game? What kind of Dickensian nightmare did you live in?
Pompoulus Please sir kin ya spare a tuppenny fa Kirby sir?
Rosebeekee Voiceover provided by Judge Claude Frollo/Megabyte.