now do Finnegan's Wake the same way!
In this particular issue (there's 3), Foreskin Man saves a baby from MONSTER MOHEL, and discovers that the father is just going to have the baby circumsized the first chance he gets anyway, so Foreskin Man KIDNAPS THE BABY, delivers it to the "Intactivist Underground", led by a character that looks uncannily like Howard Stern, and the child is ferried away to another country.
He has a Foreskin Cave, which is hidden immediately underneath the "Museum of Genital Integrity". I can't imagine why he even bothers with the pretense of a secret identity, because how many other people could conceivably be "Foreskin Man" other than the owner of the Museum of Genital Integrity?
I get the feeling that "The Museum of Genital Integrity" is full of nothing but photos and visual representations of dicks.
FORESKIN MAN: Dammit, Monster Mohel, you know I can't get off with a cut man.
Mohel Schwartz: Oh fuck, it's you again. I'm calling the cops, idiot, you know you're not to be within three blocks of me or my clients.
FORESKIN MAN: You dare call the law? I AM THE LAW! OF FORESKINS!!
Mohel Schwartz: That's nice. You'll have to take the matter up with my god then.
FORESKIN MAN: If you cut that baby's foreskin, I will never be able to get hard enough to fuck it!
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