I've seen enough hentai to know where he's going.

Did it just poop what I thought it pooped?

My God, I don't know whether to make a mindflayer or Dalek joke this is so wonderful!

I for one welcome our etc

"I have emerged from my habitat to inform you that I do not appreciate the use of flashes in cameras. And yes, I was going for the crab, until I decided that holy shit that was a big crab. Did you see that thing?"

I apologize, eldest. An ofering of the sacred shellfish was made to the Titans, and lightning flashed as was foretold, but no Reese's Pieces were forthcoming.

Shut up shut up SHUT UP!

Hu-man...I offer you this token of peace.
(crab plop)

I recognize those accents...
They're in Northern California, but the people behind the camera are clearly Northern Minnesotan.

"Yeah, that's right, mammals. keep gawking. I got a little surprise for you..."

"AHA!!! Attack, Caesar!"

"..."

"Attack! Go get 'em, boy!"

"..."

"Agh, you useless fucking mutt. I'll get you one day, you hairy bastards. STOP FILMING ME! Pricks!"

somebody kill thatmthing right now before he tells the other octopi

Sargassum Octopus! Mighty hunter of the deep! What an inspiration you have been in my plot! Your life of hiding, waiting... stalking your prey. At just the right moment... ATTACK!

It just wants to be friends!

SURFACE DWELLERS, NOW YOU SHALL COWER BEFORE MY... UGH, CURSED GRAVITY... LACK OF BONES... CAN'T BREATHE...

*huff huff huff* "I... did it..."
"Congratulations, you're in the club!"

GODDAMMIT CAN I EAT IN PEACE JUST FUCKING ONCE?

Ultros is relly lacking without his friend Mr. Chupon to take care of things.

And so the evolutionary diversion that ends in the fleshy, hairy apes being devoured by the horrible tentacled hatred from the Briny Deep begins: with videos, photographs, and shouts of "isn't this amazing?".

"yeah I'll just leave this here k?"

Needs "squibbon" tag.