"Spanky Usahara"

Papaya Payapaya.

I so hope that's real name.

Daihadan13 sounds like a eastern European soccer club

I was seriously pissed off when the main character wasn't reunited with his girlfriend and they didn't walk of into a bright blue sunny day.

There was a boss fight earlier in the game where he found a bunch of monsters in a cluster. When he approached them, they scattered and ran, revealing his girlfriend asleep on a moldy old sofa.

She woke up, stood and pleaded "help me" before turning inside-out and growing into a razor-clawed monster.

When he defeated the monster, it reverted to his girlfriend who he then cradled before she disintegrated.

I figured there would be a happy ending later.