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That seems like a very good way to get slapped in the face with a couple hundred razor barbed quills one day.
You'll also notice that the teeth are stained with the blood of past attempted corn thieves.
So that's where the noise of cartoon animal sidekicks comes from.
Snarf!
?Como abrazas a un puercoespin? Because I want to, now.
Porcupines speak english! I swear I heard it say "Back off" and "Take that!"
~ 0:47 IT'S MY CORN. It's mine. It's mine.
Everyone heard that. Its his corn.
that's what it said, it said that.
Pretty sure he called her fat.
MINE, IT'S MINE. FUCK YOU.
I waaant one!
Bitch back off. My entire body is designed to stab you.
Yes. But would THA SUGAH RAIN hit it?
How does one fuck a porcupine? Very carefully.
By peeing on it, apparently.
I knew that sex was corny, but who would have thought that corn could be so sexy?
I want one.
Fake. You can see the cartoon lines @ 1:12.
GOD, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Hopper thief. Still, an excellent five stars for this adorable little jawa.
Nasty teeth.
Wood-gnawing rodents like porcupines and beavers have teeth with high iron content to make them stronger. And kind of orange.
For a more complete story of the beaver, why not contact the Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottawa.
Nutria rats as well. Big as dog, they are.
Even more evidence that porcupines are basically ewoks.
Dark Side Ewoks
That is too damned cute.
This ain't over
It's a witch! Burn it at the stake!
Judging from the YouTube comments, it must be saying something even funnier in Russian.
Aww, and I roadkilled a porcupine one night in Alberta. That was ten years ago and I only feel bad about it just now. Cute video though.