How much stupid can one cram into three and a half minutes?
Seriously. Bar codes? LOL ROFL yeah right.
RFID is where it's at...
Cathy don't go to the supermarket today.
I know you think you need tampons, but you really don't. We build a shed out back for you to stay in while you're impure.
Do you really want to risk dealing with those guys in the flight suits and fighter pilot helmets?
They're very specific in that she shouldn't go today. So I guess the evil satanic government is going to collapse by tomorrow? I guess that's inevitable when your leader is a guy in a burger king crown.
But wait. This whole thing is a misunderstanding. Revelation refers to things that were happening in the time of the writer(s). They thought that the Messiah was on his way right NOW. The 'Mark of the Beast' is a controversy that's already happened, and it had to do with the Roman insistence on....oh, wait. You're nuts. I apologize.
The religion started with Jesus promising to return and end the world in the lifetime of the people he was talking to. After this didn't happen the sensible followers left, and the remainders began figuring out how to reconcile their tenets with obviously contradicting reality. Since then prophets and leaders have been making such predictions repeatedly, and each time engaging in a form of natural selection that favors credulity over skepticism.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Cathy don't go to the supermarket today, because apparently the air force is making a weird music video in there.
Yay! A bunch of yuppies with no supplies other than hair-spray and leather jackets are going to live off the land! Let's jump in the air and freeze-frame until winter is over, in futile hopes we might survive!
Daft Punk just keeps on surprising me.
|Nyms Lives! |
Wait a minute, does the barcode go on the back of your hand or your forehead? The video keeps changing its mind about that. One bit of missed logic that ruined an otherwise thoughtful and intelligent presentation.
As a kid in Sunday School we were told it could be either one: "And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads." -Revelation 13:16
I never understood why anyone would choose forehead rather than hand, but I guess the Bible never said it was based on personal preference? I don't remember.
Cathy, you didn't need to go all the way to the woods. Target was right up the street. I mean, shit, you went to Wal-Mart, you knew what to expect.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
It has 666 so you know it must be legit.
I don't know what's more disturbing; the idea that the Antichrist is controlling people through supermarket checkout machines, or that is this song is ridiculously catchy.
|Binro the Heretic |
Oh, for crying out fucking loud, this bullshit again?
The UPC code is NOT the mark of the beast, you fart-sucking dolts.
The mark of the beast is encoded in the fluoride in our drinking water.
What's Christ's plan to minimize hassle at the check out counter? Oh right, he doesn't have one. What's Satan's plan to deal with food stamp users who also insist on using coupons and buying cigarettes at the same transaction so the clerk has to explain very slowly why he can't accept food stamps for cigarettes?
SATAN 2012: HE'LL SPEED THINGS UP.
Not bad but I guess I still like The Clash's version better
Why won't they let Cathy go home to get some of her stuff?
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Well way to listen to the song, CATHY.
|Billy the Poet |
If Kathy is really so naive that she doesn't notice the Satanic implications of a 666 tattoo... Seriously, how could she be guilty of a sin? Do they really think that everybody but the people in their shitty little churches could be bamboozled into being Satanists without any conscious choice? And, again, aren't you either actively worshiping Satan or just going down the shops?
Forget it Jake, it's Jesustown.
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