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Desc:Don't go Cathy, don't go!
Category:Religious, Classic TV Clips
Tags:computers, Christian, supermarket, family international, 666
Submitted:kamlem
Date:12/29/11
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Meerkat
How much stupid can one cram into three and a half minutes?

Seriously. Bar codes? LOL ROFL yeah right.









RFID is where it's at...
charmlessman
Cathy don't go to the supermarket today.
I know you think you need tampons, but you really don't. We build a shed out back for you to stay in while you're impure.
Do you really want to risk dealing with those guys in the flight suits and fighter pilot helmets?
Xenocide
They're very specific in that she shouldn't go today. So I guess the evil satanic government is going to collapse by tomorrow? I guess that's inevitable when your leader is a guy in a burger king crown.
Paracelsus
But wait. This whole thing is a misunderstanding. Revelation refers to things that were happening in the time of the writer(s). They thought that the Messiah was on his way right NOW. The 'Mark of the Beast' is a controversy that's already happened, and it had to do with the Roman insistence on....oh, wait. You're nuts. I apologize.
IrishWhiskey
The religion started with Jesus promising to return and end the world in the lifetime of the people he was talking to. After this didn't happen the sensible followers left, and the remainders began figuring out how to reconcile their tenets with obviously contradicting reality. Since then prophets and leaders have been making such predictions repeatedly, and each time engaging in a form of natural selection that favors credulity over skepticism.


Caminante Nocturno
Cathy don't go to the supermarket today, because apparently the air force is making a weird music video in there.
chumbucket
That only is necessary on double coupon day.

glasseye
Air Force salaries only stretch so far.

IrishWhiskey
Yay! A bunch of yuppies with no supplies other than hair-spray and leather jackets are going to live off the land! Let's jump in the air and freeze-frame until winter is over, in futile hopes we might survive!

Snakeweapon
Daft Punk just keeps on surprising me.
Nyms Lives!
Wait a minute, does the barcode go on the back of your hand or your forehead? The video keeps changing its mind about that. One bit of missed logic that ruined an otherwise thoughtful and intelligent presentation.
Bort
The Mark comes in every third box of Cracker Jacks. Lick your hand, press the Mark on your hand, press it on your forehead while it's still wet.

fulakarp
As a kid in Sunday School we were told it could be either one: "And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads." -Revelation 13:16
I never understood why anyone would choose forehead rather than hand, but I guess the Bible never said it was based on personal preference? I don't remember.

Sundry
There forehead mark is so you you watch your spending.

Squeamish
Cathy, you didn't need to go all the way to the woods. Target was right up the street. I mean, shit, you went to Wal-Mart, you knew what to expect.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
It has 666 so you know it must be legit.
Tripitaka
I don't know what's more disturbing; the idea that the Antichrist is controlling people through supermarket checkout machines, or that is this song is ridiculously catchy.
Binro the Heretic
Oh, for crying out fucking loud, this bullshit again?

The UPC code is NOT the mark of the beast, you fart-sucking dolts.

The mark of the beast is encoded in the fluoride in our drinking water.
cognitivedissonance
What's Christ's plan to minimize hassle at the check out counter? Oh right, he doesn't have one. What's Satan's plan to deal with food stamp users who also insist on using coupons and buying cigarettes at the same transaction so the clerk has to explain very slowly why he can't accept food stamps for cigarettes?

SATAN 2012: HE'LL SPEED THINGS UP.
retrocious
Not bad but I guess I still like The Clash's version better
fulakarp
Why won't they let Cathy go home to get some of her stuff?
Rodents of Unusual Size
Well way to listen to the song, CATHY.
Billy the Poet
If Kathy is really so naive that she doesn't notice the Satanic implications of a 666 tattoo... Seriously, how could she be guilty of a sin? Do they really think that everybody but the people in their shitty little churches could be bamboozled into being Satanists without any conscious choice? And, again, aren't you either actively worshiping Satan or just going down the shops?

Forget it Jake, it's Jesustown.
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