unlike the other guy

Basically, one goalkeeper was told to let the other goalkeeper score against him, so that the scoring goalkeeper could remain a fan favourite and sell t-shirts even in the face of mounting criticism and doubts about his abilities in the ri.. er, on the pitch.

So soccer is scripted?

Definitely not. It's all real.

There's a lot of rolling around on the ground and making painful expressions. This sport may be right up your alley.

It's a sport where you run a lot, clearly the opposite of what America stands for.

Sosage, you're right. The average soccer player sells way better than the likes of Hogan or HHH. But most soccer players are unconvincing over-sellers.

soccer's still real to me, dammit

soccer?...you're adorable.

Yes, soccer. That's the sport's American name.

GODDAMN IT SPEAK AMERICAN LIKE REAL PEOPLE

I liked playing soccer as a kid, and was very pumped about watching a match live in the 96 Olympics. It didn't take me long to realize how boring the sport truely is.
Anaxgors, I guess we could call it International Football.

The term soccer originated in England, first appearing in the 1880s as an Oxford "-er" abbreviation of the word "association"

For the record im philosophically opposed to rating my own submissions but adham nu'man just caused me to chuckle.

or dont be a reply, whatever, its cool poetv.

I think you meant to hit reply Thatgirl.

Where do you come up with this stuff!!!!? WOOOO!