LITERALLY the speed of light.

Wait, what?

Iran is going to reoccupy Iraq?

Damn, Perry should write Sci-Fi.

It's not like he's going to win, so he might as well say the stupidest things possible.

Pathetic, really. Perry doesn't even see that his position here conflicts with his principles of American exceptionalism. The reason our troops are not staying in Iraq is because they will not be afforded legal immunity. If Perry is arguing for troops to go back to Iraq, he is effectively arguing they return without immunity.

I wish a conservative would jump on this, but I know they wont. They prefer to blame Obama rather than sticking to their own principles.

Perry 2012
"He hates our troops"

Watching Perry debate is like watching a monkey play with a hand grenade. Literally.

all I hear anymore is fart fart fart.

The GOP has really gone down the rabbit hole, trading in opposing everything for now promoting the exact opposite. I would have said it was out of spite, but with this crop of candidates, I'm betting on some kind of shared version of Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease.

I have been avoiding watching a lot of the debates and whatnot, I guess I need to start keeping up with them because Rick Perry is funny as hell.

Fun fact: No American woman has died in Iraq (apparently).

GOOD NEWS: Obama gets a second term.

BAD NEWS: Obama gets a second term.

"Hi I'm Rick Perry and I'm just purposefully going with a position that I know will not get me elected because I am in way over my head. Thanks, ya'll!"

This guy is a joke.

This kind of thing worked for Charlie Sheen too

:D