Everybody needs to drive an automobile, even the very autistic.
I'm just glad they kept him mute.
These days I imagine he'd give some long-winded speech about the power of justice, and how he must sacrifice his life to defeat the Nega-Universal Omni-Trigger. But you can prevent this by playing through the commercial again as Shadow.
Sonic and the Progressive Insurance woman, two things that make me vaguely annoyed together in one place!
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Sonic and the Progressive Insurance woman, two things that make me inexplicably aroused together in one place!
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Sonic and the Progressive Insurance woman, two things that make me need a glass of water and a cigarette when its over.
I think Sonic was trying to find the Chaos Emerald Eggman put for a hunt lol
Whydoyoucarewhoiam34 2 hours ago
What I wanna no is why would Sonikku need insurance anyways?? Sonic's the fastest thing alive x3
CourtneytheHedgehog1 4 hours ago
Sonic's trying to get insurance on Tail's Tornado lol, something always happens to it then he starts again from scratch
Jayrell91 1 day ago
And a hundred more comments just like those.
|Macho Nacho |
So, Progressive is the official Insurance for aspies?
Even now, someone is typing an angry forum post about how Sonic has "sold out."
They really want a piece of that monthly Tugboat.
It's a hybrid insurance mascot, formed when the Geico Gecko rammed into Flo during one of those Farmers damage simulations. She's Chris' biological daughter, and has had repeated MS Paint porn-scapades with Sonichu.
WHAT WAS THAT GENERIC RETRO SOUND AT THE END, CERTAINLY NOT FROM SONIC
MORE LIKE UNPROGRESSIVE AM I RIGHT
I'm sure I'm not the first one to ask, but. What the fuck does sonic need auto insurance for?
According to the Sonic blogosphere, there seems to be some controversy as to whether the car driven by Sonic in "Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing" is enough to validate this commercial's premise.
Sonic and the Progressive Insurance woman, two things that have been abused by Rule 34 much more than either one warrants together in one place!
This is like Tyler's Potato joke but in commercial form.
|Jaguar Wong |
Paging King Prawn...
King Prawn, please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone.
These days, the coward traitor Prawn spends most of his time spreading lies about the heroic Gonterforce.
Watch out, Sonic! That lady used to be the records department for Wolfram and Hart.
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