He's STILL trying to do this shit? I figured he would have settled in a depressing job at an insurance call center, lost his virginity to a morbidly obese rockabilly scene girl fresh out of high school and trampled on his heart shortly before he was found dead in his moms house after falling on his electric melon baller. Evidence pointed towards suicide or foul play but decided it was a waste of tax payer money to follow up.