|Corpus Delectable |
I ain't even gonna watch. 5 for the description alone.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Clearly the fucking elephant was able to find some water. Not Bear Grylls, the survival expert, he'd rather eat poop.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
How this guy hasn't been killed by intestinal parasites yet is beyond me.
Bear Grylls is really just a very dedicated troll. He gets off on knowing that at least one person who gets lost in the African savannah will end up drinking elephant shit.
I would have died of dehydration. I'd only drink elephant shit juice if it was either that or watch Bear Grylls
So you say. Get lost on a mountain somewhere for 4 hours without any supplies and see how quickly you go from thinky thinkerson to Lord of the Flies.
Been there, done that. You using it as "Lord of the Flies" fodder is more disturbing than that experience was.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
In before a bunch of spergs point out that this reality television program is not 100% unscripted.
|Dirty Sanchez |
Sometimes it's better to just die.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
While there are plenty of people out there who enjoy eating shit and drinking piss, Bear Grylls is perhaps the only one who managed to convince a major cable network to fund an entire show based around his fetishes. The rock climbing and other nonsense is just a smoke screen to pass it off as a "survival" show to the producers and investors.
Drinking elephant poop, eating beetle larvae, and sleeping in dead camels; does this guy know how to live, or what?
Five for description!
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