Hammer Falls  - 2012-01-27
5 stars for the evil is khakis (where's his sweater vest?). Seriously, how did he become an actual contender and not get left by the wayside like Huntsman, Bachman & Perry?
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Cena_mark - 2012-01-27
Conservatives act like there's a big conspiracy as to why academia and the media are liberal. There's no conspiracy, its just that when conservatives go to college they get their BA in business and then they're gone. Liberals get degrees in journalism and they get doctorates in sociology.
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Cena_mark - 2012-01-27 They conservatives after getting their business degrees go out into the world and make money. They don't flounder in and out of grad school while crying about their lack of success at Occupy events.
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Triggerbaby - 2012-01-27 Founder. It's founder. When one founders one is being compared to a boat in trouble. That is because founder is a verb. Flounder is a noun. One cannot flounder. It is impossible to flounder. One might as well halibut or sockeye. It means nothing. Founder, not flounder. Founder founder founder founder founder founder founder.
Fucking pet peeve of mine and EVERYBODY does it. Like assholes who say "foilage" instead of "foliage".
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Cena_mark - 2012-01-27 Flounder can be used as a noun and a verb. As a verb it means to struggle. Says so in my dictionary. So salmon the hell up Chambertoddler.
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Cena_mark - 2012-01-27 If you're going to be an obnoxious know it all smarty pants you should at least not be dead wrong.
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SolRo - 2012-01-27
Those colleges are teaching our kids facts! Godless, secular Facts!!!
How could our invisible wizard stand up to such a powerful attack?!
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Oscar Wildcat - 2012-01-27 Uhmmm because of underground red dude, duh!
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Xenocide - 2012-01-27 You're making this sound more and more like an arcade game from the mid-80's. Suddenly religion is awesome!
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TeenerTot - 2012-01-27
I love a good douchebag religion-vs-government video to get my blood pumping.
The state won't sponsor religious indoctrination? No shit, Sherlock.
Cry more.
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charmlessman - 2012-01-27
Smart people no like God.
Him think smart people bad.
No give money smart people.
God be OK now.
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TeenerTot - 2012-01-27 I have no idea why this comment made me giggle so.
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Corpus Delectable - 2012-01-27
Santorum is onto something. If hick voters withhold their historically large contributions to Godless secular institutions, those institutions stand to lose tens, even hundreds, of dollars, dollars which will then be freed up to do the Lord's work.
TREMBLE IN FEAR, LIBERALS!
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Grandmaster Funk - 2012-01-27
It's funny because he lives in a fantasy world!
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takewithfood - 2012-01-27
Religion is fucking pathetic. I would be more sympathetic if it wasn't also so hideously evil.
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Cena_mark - 2012-01-27 I left college with my faith intact. I lost it a few years after college.
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fedex - 2012-01-27 like a hymen
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TeenerTot - 2012-01-27 fedex wins many ghost stars.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-01-27
When 18-year-old children go to college, the socializes steals the bible flags out of their hearts, and replaces it with secular muslim evolution Obamacares.
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memedumpster - 2012-01-27
I am far more disappointed that there is no Devil than that there is no God. That means that there's no one actually standing against this shitboat religion.
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joelkazoo - 2012-01-27
Shit, Santorum is fat! No wonder he wears sweater vests! Layers cover up that shit!
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Binro the Heretic - 2012-01-27
62% of college-educated people stop believing in a magic man who lives in the sky and hates gay people.
That number is far too low. We need to step up our game here, people.
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muffinbutt - 2012-01-27
Is the video stretched horizontally? Because if it's not, what the hell is up with his butt?
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Quad9Damage - 2012-01-28
Back when I was in college, street preachers were always showing up and standing around on campus to yell at students who passed by. One time I was walking to class and a crazy looking old white guy with a long unkempt beard whom I mistook for homeless at first was standing in the middle of the street. He shoved a religious tract in my face: "Here! Have some fresh bread! It's better than that old STALE bread the professors give you here!"
I took the tract to be polite. Maybe I could jot something down on it later, I figured. As soon as I began walking again, the man got crazier with the next student he encountered. "Those old professors will MASTURBATE your mind!" he bellowed. I stopped and turned around for a moment to watch. A young co-ed passed by the man. "MASTURBATE YOUR MIND!!!" he screamed at her. She hurriedly fled with a disgusted look on her face, like the man was an escaped sexual predator.
I tell you that story so I can point out that Rick Santorum is exactly like that screaming bearded man, except he's clean-cut and wears sweater vests.
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Eroticus E - 2012-01-29
I wonder what the percentage of people who enter science-based fields and maintain religious conviction is. I bet it's much lower, and those teachers are hardly preaching "radical secularism."
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paparatti - 2012-02-01
I'd be interested in thinking about this if this wasn't one of the most common "talking points" for fundies over the last ten years. He parrots it almost word for word. Try harder Rick.
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ashtar. - 2013-02-18
Penn State University, class of 1980! We ARE
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