charmlessman - 2012-02-02
[Romney-Bot 2008]
LOAD: Ethnic|Black
LOAD: Income|Low
QUERY: Relateable.Experiences
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FOUND: [My maid is black]
FOUND: [There's a black guy in my church]
FOUND: [I like Sinbad]
FOUND: [Who Let the Dogs Out]*
FOUND: [Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder]
* Best.Option
EXECUTE
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IrishWhiskey - 2012-02-02
Mitt Romney strapped his family dog to the roof of his car in an exposed cage, drove across several states, then when he let it out it ran away.
...so, I guess Mitt let the dogs out?
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chumbucket - 2012-02-02
Looks like he tried to go for a fist pump at the start but maybe it was an involuntary punch.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2012-02-02
Romney is thinking "Thomas Jefferson Would".
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spikestoyiu - 2012-02-02
Why are black people excited to see Mitt Romney?
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spikestoyiu - 2012-02-02 Well, I'll be damned -- they really do!
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The Townleybomb - 2012-02-02
I'm not normally big on David Icke, but there is no way this guy is NOT a lizard from outer space.
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memedumpster - 2012-02-02
When standing next to black people he actually looks like a giant mound of bleached oatmeal man, slowly falling apart for lack of brown sugar.
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Squeamish - 2012-02-02
I've never seen a man so terrified of a hug in my life.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2012-02-02
Looks like someone just watched The Shaggy Dog on their campaign bus.
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cognitivedissonance - 2012-02-03
Well, the best they can hope for is servitude on Personal Mormon Sex Pleasure God Planet, so let them enjoy it.
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Deadfetus - 2012-02-03
Happy Dupe! A pleasure to see it again, but please tag with Mitt Romney and Mittens if you are feeling charitable.
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pineapplejuicer - 2012-02-03 i thought it had to be a dupe but i couldn't find it, i still don't see it under the mitt romney tag
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Deadfetus - 2012-02-03
Oh wait, you did tag with Mitt Romney.(Mittens) This occurred on MLK Jr. day in Jacksonville, Fla.
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Nikon - 2012-02-03
Hey, it's the next president of the United States.
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