Oh, that's great. I'll be all warm and snug in bed despite the fact that you're sleeping on the couch.
Uh, no, give this to your woman and you're the one sleeping on the couch until she serves you divorce papers and you're lucky if you get the couch.
You pretty much just repeated what I'd said.
|Pope Caius |
One for my dead mother, please. Something keeps eating the swaddling clothes I have made.
"It's for keeping you warm in bed, which I apparently can't."
Oh man, thumb holes! I miss the 90s.
Did anyone else think about easy access butt flaps when reading sexy onesies.
Yes, the lack of butt flaps is why I deducted a star.
If it has a butt flap it's a Union Suit. I saw a middle aged woman wearing one at a super bowl party in rural Maine this weekend.
You have to take the whole goddamn thing off to pee? I'll stick with my union suit.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I've always wanted to screw a pink marshmallow. Now I have my chance!
Remember, these are the only things you'll be allowed to wear after giving up your posessions and moving into the compound with the Holy One and the rest of your new 'family'.
Yeah, forget jewelry or flowers. Get me this thing if you wanna get laid on valentines. And staple a pair of bunny ears on it while you're at it.
I really never thought I'd see a "Forget the old complicated apparatus thing you're used to" shot about a blanket.
The entire advertising premise of the Snuggie was pretty much solely that.
It takes the hoodie footie out of the basket and puts it on..
Perfect for Kirby themed vore-play!
Needs an infantilism tag.
|Nyms Lives! |
It's a hug she can wear!
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