|The Mothership |
7 seconds is all I made it in.
If you won't even consider dating a woman that's significantly more attractive than you because you feel entitled to someone hotter, you're an asshole that deserves to die alone.
This describes most manbabies, baffled that they're not issued complementary bikini models at puberty and expected to fraternize with the normals.
They're easy to spot. You know you've found one when you see a single 27-year-old mashing out a full paragraph on tumblr about how Megan Fox's right thumb is a "dealbreaker."
protip: Girls are not interested in guys who look like a fucking poppy seed bagel.
Acne meds DO work.
There is no one too ugly for girls to date. It is impossible in the human species. I've seen human compost heaps get girlfriends.
So it's probably his personality, and probably not even the low self esteem parts.
"We stopped like at least 10 girls and asked them if they liked me." You sad, creepy, pathetic bastard.
Great find. I liked his other videos too. A young Marc Maron?
Reminds me of the leader of the really pathetic gang from The Warriors.
|Syd Midnight |
There's something inadvertently brilliant about the "solemnly addressing the camera as you hold it unsteadily" VictimCam style, it gives the audience the same POV as a bound and gagged prisoner struggling to maintain consciousness. All it's missing is some muffled whimpering. Go back and watch it again, you can't un-see it.
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