God I love these MLM idiots. This guy's website is fantastic, too. "I can afford a fucking couch, look how successful I am!" I can afford a thousand bucks for a couch, too, and I don't have to badger all my friends to recruit other people to a meaningless pyramid scheme to do it.

"I'm in my thirties" usually means 38-39.

Oh my God, shut up about your stupid couch. I bought a new couch when I was 21. My friends said "hey nice couch". I said "Yeah, I just got it delivered."

It was never spoken of again.

I notice the rest of the room is bare.

I've got one of these guys as a facebook friend. never met him but we share some interests. His posts alternate between "Stop working your butt off making your boss rich!" to "To succeed at MLM, you have to work really hard and devote yourself and take it to the next level!". I wonder when the contradiction will break his brain.

Amazing, he made enough money for a time machine so he could go back to 1985 and buy a couch.

his laughing = pain