endless celestial sex. sounds nice
Not all of this is official doctrine, just what church leaders said. Still, many believe it, so yay.
Crass racism, indians fighting Roman centurions.. only a hint less insane than scientology.
And somehow this requires them to wear special underwear.
Who put the LSD in my LDS?
|Killer Joe |
So is this from an anti-mormon group?
Joseph Smith: Champion of the mindfuck that went too far...
ahhh.... Finally Big Love makes sense to me
So God fucks everybody, and that's how we got here
I am honestly a true believer now.
|Daughters of Uzbek |
OMG XTIANS LAWL
Jesus sure is a happy camper
I wish they had included a bit on the infamous mormon underwear... edible mormon underwear?
Being raised Mormon, I'm pretty sure I automatically get a planet, right? Even if I might 'stray'?
Most of this isn't widely believed anymore by Mormons, but still, 5 stars for vintage funny.
I read the Book of Mormon once. This video is pretty damn accurate.
Lucifer made his bid; Jesus blinks
making fun of the underwear is totally damning of your soul in shit.
Joseph Smith would never show the golden plates to anyway, and 'translated' them in secret.
Those black folk were even lazy back then! Couldn't pick sides huh?
This is an unendingly rad religion. Also: the blonde demon chick is hothot.
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
That Joseph Smith was a modest fellow.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Ah, I've always wondered about the Negro race...and now I know!
Daughters of Uzbek - the Christianity is where, exactly?
Sounds like one big scheme to justify harems.
Becoming a Demoness makes yur tits bigger
|Hugo Gorilla |
Elohim has such pretty eyes and lips.
Jesus, savior by vote of council?
Joseph Smith was tarred and feathered.
Wasn't this the video made by that one anti-mormon fellow who was ousted from the religion for adultery?
There is a *LOT* of bullshit intermingled with bang-on truth.
Bet'cha can't differentiate between the two.
Way better than that Southpark episode
Why the hell do they keep calling him "The Mormon Jesus"? Yes, I know they wanted to differentiate him from their Lord & Savior Jesus Christ, and are talking about the Mormon's interpretation. But it's not like the Mormons call Jesus that. He's just Jesus. Are they just too lazy to say "the Mormon's IDEA of Jesus"? (I'm guessing "yes".)
|Persephone S. Tight |
+5 for God's booty call. But it needs an "endless celestial sex" tag.
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