Romantics say that there is a 'one' for every single person on the planet. I hate to bring him up, because it's an obvious observation, but I think Chris-Chan has finally found the 'one'. For the love of god, they MUST NOT BREED.
The number of stars are for the number of times I said 'I see the damn stains already!' out loud.
It'd be supremely funny and a testament to natural selection if they were encouraged to meet and found each other too repulsive.
DALE EARNHARDT JUNIOR FAN
|The Townleybomb |
"Thass not pee-- thass squirt!" is the best pickup line I have heard in quite a while.
"yue just gotta keep dueing yerself until ya came"
Is this a deleted scene from Gummo?
I am not quite sure what sort of fatal parse error in parenting would cause a person to act like this over the internet.
|Adham Nu'man |
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Hot diggity, that's some old school POE red shit right here.
|The Mothership |
oh god why is right. ugh.
If nothing else, this is a great step in gender equality. It's hard to see this and say that women can't be just as disgusting as men.
Aww, I'm jealous. I just pee on everything. How does she do it?
It smells like Squirt!™
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I thought science determined that squirt is indeed piss.
Science has determined that in some cases it is indeed piss, while in others it has no fucking clue.
Evil video of the year.
Seriously, I dare someone to beat this shit.
Squirting is one thing. But saving it all over an unwashed pillow is another. Let's assume I could ejaculate up to 10 feet. Now let's assume that 10 feet away was a nasty paper target on a wall. There's a huge difference between an interesting talent and being a sick fuck.
|Dirty Sanchez |
(terrified animal screech)
|Hubba Bubba Nightmare |
I bet she votes republican and or libertarian
She's sooooome pig.
It was not in this point in the comment chain that I actually figured out that this is actually a woman. I'm dead serious.
Awww, don't pay her no mind. It's just 'er way is all.
This is the first time a video I've submitted has made it to the "Highest rated of the past 30 days" page, and #2 on most views (a page I've also never been on).
I am....so proud...
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