Pope Caius No, children. Lonney is practicing. What is he practicing? He is practicing his swing for when he bashes open the hulls of the ones he once loved. He is contemplating murder. But soon Lonney will discover the internet and start distracting himself by mocking those who are more pathetic than he. But he will only be biding his time. Waiting for the one misplaced laugh that will send him over the edge.
Do you want to know what a Jack-o-Lantern is, children?
joelkazoo Just letting you know, Mother, It's spelled pumkin.com
dead_cat Why must they all look like grandparent butts?
themilkshark The pumpkin said he is doing homework, and he's sweating.
I think David Lynch directed this.
dead_cat He's studying for the school's upcoming Extreme Debate, where the losers are all baked into pies and devoured by their former schoolmates.