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If they really are alchemists they should be able to afford a better office.
I think MC Hammer needs to go back to parachute pants.
This is a far cry from 'Pumps in a Bump'
Seriously. Loosen up, Hammer -- show some skin.
This song should be called "I squandered my fortune and fell back on Jesus, and since Jay-Z actually built an empire I'll accuse him of being in league with Satan."
5 stars for ridiculous, but I'm fairly positive this is on poetv already. I specifically remember commenting on how paunchy "Jay-Z" looks. Oh, well.