Federo hats.

And if all of the employees in this hotel are like this, someone needs to have the building evacuated before that leaky gas pipe in the basement explodes.

From the comments:

"I hear if you blast them with a huge chunk of love they go away. Can't handle 'good' emotions, feed on fear, pain and anger. Logical, in that nothing deflates an ego faster than full-blown laughter (proved that dating). I don't know and haven't experienced it in this situation, but it's an easy defense to initiate. Love and laughter are life- and light- giving, negative emotions shrink a person and feed the other."

If it works, it's a SyFy original. If it doesn't, you're the comic relief so the monster in the movie can have a snack while the A-list actors get away and regroup.

If it's real life and you say shit like that, you're flakier than the entire Kellogg's product line.

Wait until they ran into one of those gangstalking victims.

Hey Gmork, if you see this; how was Seedless at the HoB?

I believe!

If you watch closely you can see them use their alien time reversal technology!

This makes for a hell of a drinking story.

No other celestial object has more often been mistaken for an alien spacecraft than the planet Venus.
I suggest that what you saw was not an alien spacecraft, but was in fact the planet Venus.

its denton! remember the briefing!