For people who have masturbated so much that their arms went numb...
|Jet Bin Fever |
Jet Bin Fever
Can't find the link, but I know it's up here.. probably under "Masturbation machine" or something like that.
This is a different 'one-king devico' from Japan. I remember the one you're talking about.
now put your dick in there
From my gum commercial a few spots down in the front page.
You're all so precious.
A country's wierdest porn isn't the norm of its society.
I think it's safe to say we're judging Japan correctly here. If you need more evidence, just click that WTF japan tag.
They tried and died...
Too lazy to masturbate? There`s a Fapp for that.
Okay what's the male-to-female version of this bad larry look like? I'm thinking a combination of Jack Donaghy's Handsome-Men-Listening channel and Mr. Garrison's Fuckcopter.
Once it becomes conscious, nothing will stop it, nothing i tell you!
That's very special.
|Nyms Lives! |
"And here's my kitchen. I've got my fridge, washer and dryer, jerkoff machine, sink..."
"Wait, what was that?!?"
"Fridge. Short for refrigerator."
"No, after that."
"No, ya know what, I don't even want to know."
|Caminante Nocturno |
Oh god, the related videos.
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