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Desc:a tree that murders other trees
Category:Educational, Nature & Places
Tags:david attenborough, trees, wtf nature, fig, god hates figs
Submitted:spiteful crow
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Wonko the Sane
fuck yeah nature
Jet Bin Fever
That tag is pretty clever.
Um, excuse me (pushes up glasses), but it was actually the fig tree and not the fig themselves that Jesus had a problem with. In fact, it was the LACK of figs that caused our Lord and MESSIAH to turn into a drama queen and ruin the day for the disciples.

P.S. In all seriousness, this is what I never understood. If you had god-like powers, you were walking all day and getting pretty hungry, and a nearby fig tree wasn't bearing fruit for you would you:

a) Use those powers to make the tree bloom fruit for you and your hungry disciples?

b) Kill the tree in a fit of rage and use it as an abject lesson?

Jet Bin Fever
If it's God, I'll bet on the second every time.

c. blowjobs for everyone from my angel stripper/hookers!!!! yay for jesus

forgot to vote, around 3:25 blew my mind. good to see we are not the only serial killers

Dirty Sanchez
Ah, forest of my childhood.
I don't give a fig, but the fig will make sure I pay for it.
If no nourishment is readily available, the tree resorts to luring in prospective Jedis...
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