How can you guys say she was on her cell phone constantly? Maybe she was just calling home or something, we have no way of knowing. I don't think anyone wouldn't have fallen in cellphone or not, oh.. unless they were morbidly obese of course.

I didn't mean to imply she's always on the phone. I was just responding to the video description.

I do get annoyed with people who are always on the phone, though.

At the beach a couple of years back, I saw a woman with her young son. I guess he was about five. She was talking on the cell phone and wouldn't let him go swimming until she was done with her call. She stayed nearly two hours, yapping constantly on the phone. The only times she stopped were to admonish the kid for "bothering" her by asking when he could go swimming.

After two hours of standing ten feet from the water and keeping her child sitting at her feet, she grabbed his wrist, said "Come on, we have to go meet daddy," and hauled him away, still talking on her cell phone.

He'll get to choose her nursing home one day.

Stalinism at its finest. People literally go missing in the streets.

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.

Confucius

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Yep

I love you.

If you need a hint, flip over your keyboard and read what's written on the back.

Well, so far it hasn't transported me into another dimension....yet

WARNING: IMPROPER OR PROLONGED KEYBOARD USE MAY RESULT IN INJURY.

Oh my god!

Also: "Made in Thailand".

Paper broadsword.

For you.

China puts the con in concrete

Come on, the whole sidewalk doesn't have to be reinforced... what are the chances that somebody is gonna step RIGHT THERE? This was a one-in-a-million freak occurrence with no one to blame except maybe the victim.


- is how it would go in America before the contractor got a token fine. In China, I imagine he'll be executed.

These are for Chalkdust.

NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF THIS WAS IN WUXIA TIMES!