camwhoring at this age is not a good sign

let's put on something that hinders the movements of our two largest, strongest limbs and jump into some water

This is a really great way to drown.

Eat her flesh and become immortal!

Darwin's law will do it's thing.

There used to be a bar/rock club in Brooklyn that was entirely themed around this. They had a huge tank set into the wall behind the bar and women in mermaid costumes would swim around in it in 15 minute shifts.

For a second I thought about how many people are masturbating to this and I wound up curled on the floor, shivering and wishing I could leave this planet.

YakooMarkTwo, Jet Bin Fever, Riskbreaker: this is a thing and now you must learn about this thing. http://mernetwork.com/index/content.php

The consequences of letting your kids watch Disney films.

Should you ever be unfortunate enough to find yourself in northern Florida, Weeki Wachi is worth the visit, if just for the road side attraction that is this on a large scale

weekiwachee.com/

"All right, can we get out of the pool now, 'Ariel'?"

To be perfectly fair I would have murdered to have this as a kid when "My Little Mermaid" came out.

For the annotations.