Not nearly as filthy, messy and unnecessary as human birth.

For what it lacks in tigers and hissing, it more than makes up in grossness and length.

if you imagine the back end as its head with a big open mouth, it's like its slowly vomiting larvae

SHRIEK

I was fine until 8:40.

Apparently you can just freeze these things when you get tired of them, and it doesn't hurt em.

Someone tell me that cockroach afterbirth is a delicacy somewhere, please.

I own some Blatica Dubia roaches and I like to watch when the mama's are having babies because it's like they're giving birth to a string of fire crackers or something. One of them gave birth right on top of the bearded dragon I feed them to. He was very patient and when she was done, he ate her and the babies. It was pretty weird.