It means that I haven't outgrown my rebellious teen years.

YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME DAD!!!

Wow, those are some silly looking people.

Do you have to dress like that to be a Satanist?

if you turn down the volume and pump up some righteously bad 80s rock in the background it builds to a brain melting climax of dudes in wacky outfits

Satanism, the worst denomination of Christianity.

I like how the first two people have no real fucking way to describe their own pretendy religion. It's just too MULTI-LAYERED AND COMPLEX.

They're filtering their comments just like mainstream religion. That's cute.

I read and liked the Satanic Bible but never felt the need to change my name to 'Corvus Nocturnem'

I think I did it wrong

Are they deliberately trying to dress like comic book villains?

Based on their captain America shield talismans, I think maybe so.

In defense of this clip, this was sort of a "joke" done by well known Satanist, Kevin I. Slaughter. These people were attending some sort of formal dinner/gathering occasion at the house of Peter Gilmore, the current head of the Church of Satan. Slaughter said he wanted people to participate in a filmed interview of some kind, but didn't tell them what he was going to do. So, he sprung the "what does Satanism mean to you" question on them in the hopes of evoking honest reactions instead of the practiced, scripted discussions about Satanism you get in most documentaries about the subject made by people in the Church themselves.
I have indifferent feelings about the CoS (some people in it are really cool, some people are weird LaVey wannabes, whatever), but I for sure am not a fan of Kevin Slaughter, who in my opinion represents the worst side of these people.

Nearly 8 minutes and no mention of how dressing up as an illusionist is mixed into all this?

The chubby clone of guy at :45 came into a vintage clothing store in Cambridge I worked at about 8 years ago asking for a devil costume (it was Halloween rush week). When I asked if he meant pointy tail and horns devil or Anton LeVay devil, he got a big smile, said "Anton Levay devil!" and then tailed me around the (completely packed) store for the next 10 minutes asking me to sell him weed.

That is what Satanism means to me.

Jesus Christ you guys, this is Poetv Comments Hall of Fame material already. I'm just gonna check back here in a few weeks, re-read this, and see what's new. I won't even dream of topping most of these comments. Damn!

It means being a slut, eating all the bacon, telling people you love them just so you can have sex one time and then never call them back, making your family and co-workers want to ignore you forever, playing on the superstitions of overly religious and generally uneducated people, and finally realizing that grandma's ghost isn't watching when you beat off in the shower.

Now do a random sampling of any other religion.