Toenails - 2012-06-08
One time, when I was a small boy at the mall, some guy lured me into the Footlocker and gave me a bunch of posters, and the only one I ever bothered putting up was one of Bernie Kosar. From that day on, I have been a fair-weather fan of the Browns.
Also, my uncle from Kosovo who shares the same name as me (let's call him Uncle Toenails) was such a great kicker at his Division II team that he was invited to Cleveland to try out for the Browns.
One more thing, since I'm a fair-weather fan of the Browns, I've never rooted for those losers as long as I've been alive.
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