Watching secular TV actually hinders a Christians' loving relationship with god.

How about POETV?

I'm disappointed she shows such a lack of imagination. I mean, why would demons use a regular rope to strangle people? Couldn't they make some kind of magic fire rope made of burning snakes or something?

Jesus is kind of a jerk.

So some bearded carpenter gave her some strong acid and took her into a fetish bar. Big whoop. Looks better than Dundee.
Love the painting of the dude and the imp having a bucket-chugging session. "Grab some buds - in HELL!"

I can understand why awful fundamentalist Christianity is the brand that took off in Korea. They already hate themselves, it makes sense that they would feel comfortable being constantly reminded about how worthless, sinful and doomed they are.

Live serious.

Only white people go to hell.

So hell is literally eternal fire, except that it hurts more? Is god really that much of a bastard? If I'm burning forever and feeling the pain, are the extra large maggots really necessary? Are the maggots also feeling the fire?

Jesus Christ, indeed.

Jesus appears to be an apologist for the Worst Dad Ever.

Love your abuser or get abused

Jesus is a really shitty tour guide.

"Go forth and drive the dumbest of my slaves to give you money!"

Hell is the earth, there can be no greater punishment for daring to be a life form.

"Their private parts will be pierced every second."

PS this music does not sound like worship music to me. Where is the part in hell for the people who listened to secular music?

Can we talk for a moment about the lightly mustachioed mummy who does the preamble?

Jesus just doesn't know where to take a woman for a first date.

Hell starts with a double hit of the Windows error noise.