That "utter shit" tag needs some love.

This is actually pretty well done.
tldr:
I guess it's logical that you get a shit site when everyone gets to vote on stuff, you get some kind of greyish result without identity or "sharp" bits (i dont mean edgy).
On a site like this you might have less stuff that entertains you right away to soothe that urge, or even speaks to your interest, but at least you get stuff that one person is very vocal or passionate about. Maybe you can get the same when you look at the direct feeds of Reddit, but because of the horrible taste the site leaves in my mouth it is not as impactful and I always approach with a negative skepticism.
I guess there's something about small "elitist" communities after all. Thanks to you guys for keeping this site alive, I didn't expect it to last this long, esp after the decline of the other sites.

I bounced around the chans for a few years and had alot of fun, mischief and mayhem. I never got reddit. It seemed like a catfish that fed on the content that places like SA and *chans generated. Maybe that has changed now that its huge. Maybe it hasn't. What I am certain of however, is that I do not care.

I don't think I've ever heard anything positive about reddit.

Ever.

This was quite accurate, but it's missing the shitty memes and casual misogyny.

Never really got into 4chan or reddit or fark or whatever the fuck the rest of the sites are called. Portal of Evil red popped my internet entertainment cherry and I don't see why I should settle for anything less.

If I did, I'd be no better than a penny arcade fan.