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Desc:Hell, it's better then DNF...
Category:Arts, Video Games
Tags:Duke Nukem, nerds, bad writing, fifty shades of gray, Jon St. John
Submitted:MacGyver Style Bomb
Date:07/17/12
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Comment count is 17
Macho Nacho
There needs to be a whole audiobook with Duke Nukem narrating 50 Shades of Gray.
Old_Zircon
That or Fear Of Flying.

dead_cat
YES

THIS MUST HAPPEN

Oktay
Not the same but: Iron John!

deadpan
BALLS BALLS BALLS
fatatty
BALLS OF STEEL

FABIO
Finally, someone did a novelization of Secretary.

So uhhh....the one on the left. Dude or chick?
Burnov
His character has become substantially more than I think any game can do any justice.

We need more Duke Nukem, just not in the form of terrible games.

Also,

BALLLS!
Old_Zircon
Games hell, I want to see him costar in a production of The Odd Couple, with Max Headroom as Felix.

twinkieafternoon
I'VE GOT (TWO SHINY SILVER) BALLS OF STEEL
The Mothership
'My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils' would have been a great Nukem catchphrase.
kingofthenothing
Can you imagine the guy who voiced "Kain" reading this?
Caminante Nocturno
Now you've got me thinking about Joe Kucan reading this in the same way he delivers his speeches in Command & Conquer.

RocketBlender
This is the book I keep hearing about? Seriously?

It's pretty bad when DUKE FUCKING NUKEM is making fun of your grammar.
Hooker
I can't hate that voice.
Xenagama Warrior Princess
I'd really would want to have Charles Martinet read this passage in Wario's voice the next time I meet him, but Nintendo would have a shotgun to my head if someone filmed it.

5 for making me giggle like a little girl when he said "My inner goddess is doing the dance of the Seven Veils."

Would give six for the bad grammar part.
Bort
'Twould be nice to tag it as "TFS", "Team Four Star", or "TeamFourStar".

Very nice find!
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