|Macho Nacho |
There needs to be a whole audiobook with Duke Nukem narrating 50 Shades of Gray.
BALLS BALLS BALLS
Finally, someone did a novelization of Secretary.
So uhhh....the one on the left. Dude or chick?
His character has become substantially more than I think any game can do any justice.
We need more Duke Nukem, just not in the form of terrible games.
Games hell, I want to see him costar in a production of The Odd Couple, with Max Headroom as Felix.
I'VE GOT (TWO SHINY SILVER) BALLS OF STEEL
|The Mothership |
'My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils' would have been a great Nukem catchphrase.
Can you imagine the guy who voiced "Kain" reading this?
This is the book I keep hearing about? Seriously?
It's pretty bad when DUKE FUCKING NUKEM is making fun of your grammar.
I can't hate that voice.
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
I'd really would want to have Charles Martinet read this passage in Wario's voice the next time I meet him, but Nintendo would have a shotgun to my head if someone filmed it.
5 for making me giggle like a little girl when he said "My inner goddess is doing the dance of the Seven Veils."
Would give six for the bad grammar part.
'Twould be nice to tag it as "TFS", "Team Four Star", or "TeamFourStar".
Very nice find!
(Silver) Balls of Steel.
Also, just five stars for "Open your mouth." Giving me flashbacks to my friend's dad describing, to my dad, the strippers in Duke 3D as "moving like they shouldn't be."
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