That's witty, because you connected two hitherto unassociated religions, making a valid point because they're so alike.

It's not like Scientology is an outrageous cult and Christianity's a plain-old religion that's as dumb as any other or anything.

The contracted security firms is what connects Scientology to Christianity, you see. All religions have them.

oh yeah, absolutely no difference at all! My parents always had to avoid their minders and guards to get me to soccer practice. Those were fun times.