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My parents make so much more sense after these 4:54 minutes
Everyone is on cocaine or way too old.
Except for Rodney. He's too busy talking with The Ladies.
the bums play cupid when a lovesick russian soldier jumps ship monday at 11:30
"I was in jail, you have a great body."
I had to pause the video at that one I was laughing so hard.
Right around 3:41: The rainbow slut plainly seeks impregnation.
BEER SHAMPOO (warning: do not drink)
Wasn't that Kim Basinger?
Horse racing on ice!
The radio station. Oh god, the radio station.
I'm pretty sure the man introducing the ice cream cakes was my woodshop teacher.
People go into Child World but they don't come out.
The juxtaposition of these commercials one after another provide an electric parade of awkwardness, crashed-out with the dreams of cocaine and velour parties.
I laughed harder at JC Penney's White Sale harder than I should've.
I know what a white sale is, but taking it out of context...
/I also had one of those rocking horses.
White guy version of Petey Wheatstraw at 4:32. He needs to comb the hell out of the guy at 4:42.
Patton Oswalt does a thing about Carvel ads:
Seniors, tired of being taken for granted by young people who do not understand their accomplishments, take to the streets of Detroit in weaponized chariots in an orgy of violence and revenge! Full report tonight on WGAY!
I used to play the remote game like this all of the time. God I miss those not-caring-about-shit days.
I hate if our generation is judged by it's TV.
So in the 70s getting your kicks consisted of dressing like a gay private eye while a bunch of upper-class crack whores with no bras ground all over you?
Shit, I was born in the wrong decade.