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She didn't change her bedsheets for MONTHS.
I am the Health Rider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of fitness, sent down to strike the unhealthy! I'm hotter than a piece of pizza! Step right up, chum, and watch the lady lay down some exercise equipment! Ride to freedom!
Overdramatic, even for an exercise equipment commercial.
Am I just channeling Lois Lane, or did she suddenly get replaced by a different women altogether at the end?
The Health Rider motivated her to change out of those dumpy sweats.
TAKE THAT, SATAN!
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