|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I laughed so hard at this.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Well I'm in Asia and people tend to just not comment on embarrassing moments. But then there are always exceptions.
Stop it, asshole! Other people have to use that equipment!
Problem bro? Getting my sweat on.
This and the Roid Rage video made me never want to go to a gym.
Well, that and being a lazy fatass.
If those didn't make you not want to go, the locker rooms would.
Unless you're total into the idea of watching a totally naked old man shaving. And the smell of farts.
Naked old dudes
Dudes using the blowdryer on their pubes
Dudes getting dressed who put underwear dead last. Ties and cufflinks receive higher priority.
Never really saw the point of joining a gym unless you wanted a cover for checking out other dudes. For the price of 6-12 months of membership you could pretty much buy all the equipment you need and keep it in the corner of even the tiniest studio apartment.
The older they are, the longer they stay naked. This is a fact. And they have towels -- they're usually draped their shoulders.
I'm also a big fan of the older dudes who weigh themselves totally naked, like they're weighing in for a fight or something and fraction of a pound that underwear adds.
My gym is a month and has heavy bags, a pool, a hot tub, and a sauna, in addition to all the standard equipment. None of which would fit into my 900 square foot house, at this point.
There's definitely at least two ninja guys at the gym I usually go to, but I've never seen anything quite like the exercise there at the end. Incredible.
|The Mothership |
Um, that's not a lot of weight for that amount of exertion.
This reminds me of the folks who go around Venice Beach taking pictures that don't matter just so they can be viewed as an artistic photographer by others.
if you ain't shooting at the skate plaza, you ain't shit
Artie - The Strongest Man in the World?
NINJAAAAAAAA! *raises both arms*
Reminds me of "That Girl" at the Pool:
I hear Peggy hill's "Hoooo Yeah" when ever he is done his little thing he is doing.
Every single home brew MMA "dojo" member in Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio, Illinois, Tennessee, and West Virginia.
I had to corner a few MMA events in the Virginias and at least half the cards were comprised of "self-trained" fighters. They always did... about as well as you would expect, I suppose. And usually competed in basketball shorts.
My gym is pretty small and we don't have any guys quite like this. What we do have is an Asian guy who cons mostly elderly white people into taking his courses in made-up pseudo-martial-arts bullshit. He chats them up in the change room, and I occasionally see them in the park practicing some phony tai chi stuff, and sometimes they have broom handles that they use as staves. No one seems to ever get any better at any of it, but there is a lot of palms-together bowing.
|Jet Bin Fever |
This is a really fun way to get a hernia.
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