this is the 80s

If Wierd Al Yankovic had directed Planet of the Apes.

If they weren't homeless then, they must be by now.

Why was she wanted by the DP?

Let me be the 10,000th person to point out that the keyboardist looks like William H Macy.

-1 because it's a dupe, but still awesome

I'm just going to assume that really was william macy

I love that "nothing to see here" arm wave by one of them

Wait, wait, why was he dating a dog? I could only understand about half of what he was saying

I somehow had a vague memory of this, and I can't tell you how sad that made me.

3 Stars for the chorus, 1 for the fact that this is a song about fucking dogs

I don't know what I just saw but I love it.

MY MIND IS BLOWN

Remember this song from Dr. Demento! Thanks for posting!