wow..this...I..just...wow....this is a thing?

20XX

WAR WAS BEGINNING

Is "Allamen" crazy Chinglish for Muslims or Germans?

NHEW CEWAMMIC KNIEYF, WASH AS CUT DA TOMAYO, IS GUD KNIEYF FO CUT AYN SYNG

Who want to give complain?

Well this is awkward: I'm slacking off from my video game localization job to watch a video of a game in desperate need of localization.

Sold! I'm looking forward to being incumbent on humanity.

The fact that this has a direct caption to voice over, makes it all the more excellent.

For those of you wondering about the shameless ad description, the way I found this video was an ad on Co-Optimus. It featured a live model dressed in your typical impractical fantasy woman's armor, and had text that read something like this;

"Defeat the darkness with the power of love! Make love with her now and fight!"

The moment I saw that trailer I knew it was Poe material.