i got that same impression, for a second there i thought it was asmr

Damn, you weren't kidding. Beyond the self-help bullshit babble there are tons of missing periods and weird line breaks and shit.

"I climbed on a Greyhound bus to Houston and arrived with 25 cents in my pocket. Eventually I became a professional waiter, but I always wanted my own business. But I still had no money. Until I met my wife who is from New Jersey."

I really want to know how many years passed before his arrival and becoming a professional waiter. That seems like the best part of the story.

I did a real LOL

With John Maxwell thinking for you, it's like...you don't even have to think anymore. All the old words that you would have used don't even apply. I used to think and that was the problem. The problem WAS the thinking. Now, I'm living the dream. The dream that John Maxwell makes so clear. With WORDS.

I had to watch it a few times to figure out what was bothering me, aside from the glowing teeth. At first I thought it was that their smiles never reach the eyes, since that's what most people with creepy smiles do. But it's not that, they're both doing the squint and everything.

Instead I think it's that they're locked into that expression like a freeze-frame. It's as if someone without a sense of emotion spent hours in front of a mirror trying to contort their face into the perfect smile moment, and then maintained it through sheer muscle-control for the rest of their life.