Boy, it's a good thing you saved all those people by begging God to let you in on it, despite like, his big plan or whatever.

So, by that logic, taxes and black people shouldn't exist? Ah.

Prayer Warriors is the shittiest superhero team in history.

If you pretend she's a Jedi or something, this becomes totally badass.

Then you remember that she is serious and there are millions of people who believe in the same craziness.

Of course you will never hear of the thousands of cancers that I prevented, BECAUSE THEY EVER HAPPENED.

Yet I am still a hero and should receive your monies.