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Desc:Using traditional kukri blades
Category:Military, Stunts
Tags:mercenaries, segway, gurkha, kukri
Submitted:Comeuppance
Date:09/09/12
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Comment count is 22
fedex
they would have no problem killing me as I lay on the ground laughing uncontrollably at their antics
Oscar Wildcat
The whole thing would have gone down better with something by The Village People rather than the ompah band.
Old_Zircon
No way, this music is beyond perfect.

Bonus stars for Segway guy.

rapsnacks
segway camera
Hugo Gorilla
This has done nothing to improve my opinions of drum majors or high school marching bands.
TimidAres
Gurkhas are no joke, the Japanese feared these guys back in WW2. They would climb sheer canyon walls, just to chop up the Japs holed up in mountain caves with those crazy knives of theirs.
War.
Hooker
Did you not see them tippy-toeing around in a circle holding a knife to their faces while their friends played ridiculous music?

Bort
That's what made the Gurkhas so terrifying: they would bring their marching band up the rock face and sissy dance, and once the song ended, you were as good as dead.

Bort
I've got to be honest, based on the description, this really wasn't what I was expecting.
takewithfood
Somehow I don't see the All Blacks picking this up.
Caminante Nocturno
You best keep lying down, mate.
Billy the Poet
Oooh get her! Whoops!
Iíve got your number ducky.
You couldnít afford me, dear. Two three.
Iíd scratch your eyes out.

Donít come the brigadier bit with us, dear,
We all know where youíve been, you military fairy!

Whoops, donít look now girls,
The majorís just minced in
With that dolly color sergeant,
Two, three, ooh-ho!
nidan
Why is most of the stadium empty?
dr_rock
What's left of their bodies is an unfathomable display of gore in the parking lot.

Meerkat
Striking fear into the hearts of Wigan Athletic.
Pompoulus
*sassy throat slitting motions*
garcet71283
I just watched a six part documentary on these sonofabitches.

Their motto is actually "Better to die than be a coward"

They are like real life Klingons!
twinkieafternoon
It seems Europe is finally adopting America's tradition of plodding, curious halftime entertainment.
Old People
An Army buddy of mine took a brief military knife-fighting course while we were stationed at Fort Benning. He described it as "Stupid. You're better off just shooting them. When, outside of the movies, are you ever gonna end up in a combat situation where you don't have a gun?" I brought a bayonet with me anyway when I went to Iraq, and my Squad Leader told me that "nowadays, by the time you'll need to use that thing, the barrel of your weapon will be so goddamn hot that you can just poke the motherfucker with it and it'll sink right in".
oddeye
knife fighting might be stupid but knowing how to use a knife properly is not.

Anyway, what if you get ambushed at like close quarters or something? Could bayonet a motherfucker then.

Bort
Here are more Gurkha dancers entertaining a German audience:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=285tWMWlA0w

The Hun has appreciates this properly.
Bort
"The Hun has appreciates this properly."

JESUS

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