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Desc:A PUA explains how a flashlight could have foiled the Aurora shooting.
Category:Educational, Humor
Tags:neckbeard, PUA, Bravo PUA, Tacticool, Unearned Sense of Superiority
Submitted:STABFACE
Date:09/13/12
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Comment count is 28
Old_Zircon
Gross.



...cool flashlight though.
SteamPoweredKleenex
Stars for suggesting that you make yourself a target. Of course, he refutes this idea:

"I shine the light in someones eyes and kneel down, they shoot AT the light, which is where I am NOT."

What's holding the light up if you're NOT there? If the target has a semi-automatic weapon, a spray of bullets could still hit you. What about the people behind you that you've just endangered? If it's dark and you're facing the screen, which is lit, how can you even see the shooter's eyes?

Also, claiming "PUA Coach" as a career is worth five stars alone.
Blue
There's nothing wrong with making yourself a target if you are a PUA.

Sudan no1
It's not making yourself a target, it's establishing Alpha Dominance.

Old People
He's actually right about that particular item. Clearing rooms in the dark, with no NODS, many guys will hold the flashlight out away from them; it's one of a number of techniques they're currently teaching law enforcement and military.

Nominal
I can turn on PBR and listen to Rwandan genocide survivors talk about the murder squads who razed their village with less vitriol in their voice than Blue and Sudan have for...well, everyone.

Comeuppance
I mean, aside from what the guy does for a living, I don't see anything evil/humorous about this. This is legitimately good advice - I've actually used a flashlight to get away from a dog that attacked me while I was walking one night (and also to signal to someone that their headlights weren't on).

You can get a crazy bright rechargeable LED flashlight that has a strobe feature just like that one does for 20 bucks on amazon. I have one, and it's really goddamn disorienting.
Old_Zircon
Did you see the part about how he always takes a gun to the movies, too?

John Holmes Motherfucker
The flashlight is for taking down crazed snipers.

The gun is for picking up girls.

FABIO
Not as disorienting as my NINJA STARS stored in my spring loaded walking stick. Crazed gunman and street thugs will never know what hit them. Try me!

...please?

Old_Zircon
This is my flashlight, this is my gun...

STABFACE
The evil comes in at about 4:29, when he breathlessly wishes he could have been there to so that he "could have made a difference." Before that, it was just standard, tacticool neckbeard bullshit.

memedumpster
Was the dog carrying a fully automatic weapon?

Gmork
You all know how I feel about guns. That being said more guns in a crowded theater is a bad idea. A flashlight is going to get people near the flashlight killed. This is not the kind of crime that you can prevent. The odds of a concealed weapons person being in the right place at the right time AND not being a fucking moron who would end up shooting more innocents isn't very high.

Hooker
PUA coach has marshmallow fingers, shocking nobody.
Riskbreaker
This is truly the point where the PUA crap breaks a man's brain, when they thing they can apply this bs to other things in life.
Cena_mark
NOT LIGHT! My only weakness.
Innocent Bystander
Oh, so not a fleshlight, then...
Pillager
Strobe light effect?

Thanks, now I won't have to worry about epileptic muggers.
Simillion
Irrelevant. The shooter was wearing a gas mask, this light wouldn't really have bothered him. Also, I'm assuming this PUA coach hasn't even heard of adrenaline.
freedoom
I also carry a multi-mode high output flashlight. however i use it to peer into computers to illuminate my work space. I also use it to allow me to see when it's dark outside. If i were being shot at in a dark theater. I would probably hit the deck rather than go for my flashlight.
Old_Zircon
Yeah I might actually buy one of these, just not for any of the reasons he's suggesting.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Yeah, there's all sorts of reasons why a light, powerful flashlight could be handy. Stop the video at 1:30 and it makes sense.

TheMarsTravolta
Using a flashlight on an attacker in an assault context does little to disorient the attacker, especially if they have a bead on your general location. Never mind in the chaos of a packed, dark theater. 5 stars for delusion.
Gallez
Stay to the end, or go ahead to 4:40 before you stop listening. Remember, every male at the theater was not a man because he didn't stop the shooter, like this guy totally would have!
STABFACE
Thanks, you said it better than me.

Old_Zircon
He would have pointed the flashlight to his schlong.

Gmork
::points to flashlight::

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