|The Mothership |
would, but only to align my chakras.
Probably the first time that "lets you be in touch with nature" was meant literally. What a flake.
|Hugo Gorilla |
Walking barefoot. Such a unfettered spirit!
Pretty sure that's NOT a bed of nails, lady.
I hiked a section of the Appalachian Trail and met a guy doing it barefoot. He lasted 3 days. Plus walking barefoot on asphalt is a surefire way to achieve gnarled gargoyle feet.
Most "barefoot" advocates wear zero drop sneakers like Merrells (I actually have a pair for the gym) or those terrible Vibrams... people who go literally barefoot are rare.
|Chocolate Jesus |
I don't know why we bother supporting groups like Shoes for Humanity when we could just send them this video instead.
Her life is some Dharma & Greg shit
Reflexology may be crap, but those things are worth picking up for the or so they cost in Chinatown, because they feel great. I don't own one myself but I sued to live with a girl who did and I used it all the time. Almost as good as the Head Wizard (the oldschool wooden kind, not the overpriced vibrating kind they sell now).
YOU SUED TO LIVE WITH A GIRL? JOKES ON YOU, BUDDY.
I usually just massage my feet with a tennis ball. Does that thing really feel that much better?
I've had about a million "reflexology" massages in Thailand; not because I believe pressing on my big toe will cure back pain or whatever, but because my fucking feet hurt and it felt good.
I used to walk barefoot outside, but then I stepped on a piece of broken glass. I do not recommend walking barefoot outside when you live in the hood. There's a good chance you'll be be stepping on cigarette butts and Big Texas wrappers with a shitload of ants in it. Not cool.
Yeah, I doubt this woman even knows what the hood is.
Hell, when I lived on Mission Hill in Boston, which is only just barely "the hood" even a decade ago, we had to navigate not just broken glass and syringes but also snakes, rats and possums.
Also that "is" shoulda been a "was"
|Jet Bin Fever |
Yep, knew she was crazy.
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