I would pay him money to record my voicemail message.

YOU WILL BE THE ONE ESCAPING

I actually had a dream about this just the other night. I've predicted earthquakes before, but the dream quickly became me walking through a giant glass arboretum and bird sanctuary with a glass canopy over an entire forest. Then I got grossed out by a beaver squeezing its own organ juices into a machine making candy bars.

So....it's really sketchy and I could be off this time.

"Lock all your dishes in your cupboards!"

Without a hint of sarcasm or malice, I love this man's voice and sincerity.

stars for his eloquence

It only takes one accurate prediction to be labeled a "prophet". He's still working on that one.

so glad that he specified that the huge earthquake which we should be preparing for is in the future.

He needs to be the voice of the emergency broadcast system.

There are no words....
They should have sent a poet...

Also, I live near Portland, so I'm FREAKING THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!