"Poors only vote for Obama cuz he gives them free stuff!
Mitt Romney championing a budget which will lower his effective tax rate and the tax rate of the billionaires who support him to less than one percent annually is simply practicing sober and morally-correct economics."
Poor conservatives. They simply can't do parody and satire without being mean-spirited and nasty about it. Because somewhere along the way, their hatred will be so great that it'll just spew all over the jokes.